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Merry Christmas From The Dead Rats

By on December 25, 2016

Our house smells like rotting rat carcasses dipped in a caramel brûlée latte. -_- I guess the poison worked and we now have dead rats decaying in our walls. The…

Life

Insanity

By on December 16, 2016

This rat problem has to stop. Let’s be honest, THEY ARE RATS! I don’t care what the exterminator says…THEY ARE RATS! It looks like a rat. It moves like…

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I’ve Requested Back Up

By on December 10, 2016

Due to recent daytime sightings I’ve had to call in reinforcements. Chubs, while very successful at his job, has decided to go on a hiatus and not catch anymore…

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Of Course This Happens…

By on December 6, 2016

We’ve put down mouse traps in the main rooms we’ve seen signs of mice. Last night we heard chewing in the walls and thumping upstairs. We went around the…

Photography Quotes

By on December 2, 2016

“Do not be angry with the rain; it simply does not know how to fall upwards.” -Valdimir Nabokov